Things were so much simpler in the 1700’s.

For example, you could just sail to Tortuga, drink sum rum, listen to violinists… If you got mad because someone shot your rum bottle, making it shatter before your eyes, you could just hit him till you felt all warm and fuzzy inside. That’s it.

Fast forward 300 years..

If you get mad because someone used all the hot cocoa mix without bothering to tell you and just left an empty box in the cabinent, you do nothing. Actually, you throw the box around, yell and scream; but all in all that’s about it.

Now, if you had to choose… Would you rather hit and kick someone or would you rather just yell?

Mmhmm. I thought so.